Mr. Cricket, Musical Comedian from Dallas, TX



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more than you ever wanted to know about Mr. Cricket!

  people more dateable than Mr. Cricket (97%)
  people just as dateable as Mr. Cricket (0%)
  people less dateable than Mr. Cricket (2%)
Based on the 1,670,424 submissions before him.
The Dateable Test

Mr. Cricket writes most of his songs while sitting on the toilet.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Flirting Skill Level - 100%
Kissing Skill Level - 100%
Cudding Skill Level - 100%
Sex Skill Level - 100%
Why They Love You You are God. MWAHAHAHA!!
Why They Hate You You cry after sex.
This QuickKwiz was clearly edited in favor of Mr. Cricket - Taken 666 Times.

Mr. Cricket talks to inanimate objects.



Mr. Cricket's results have been tabulated, and his IQ is...


That's below average. Here's how he compares to the other people his age who've taken the IQ test:


  people dumber than Mr. Cricket (3%)
  people as smart as Mr. Cricket (0%)
  people smarter than Mr. Cricket (97%)
(based on 1,901,635 total submits)
The IQ Test

Sometimes Mr. Cricket records his farts.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Flirting Skill Level - 0%
Kissing Skill Level - 10%
Cudding Skill Level - 18%
Sex Skill Level - 21%
Why They Love You You are wet and wild.
Why They Hate You You take more than you give.
Still no flowers for Charlie Tucksbin - Taken 918326 Times.

Mr. Cricket's favorite word is Puthy!


Mr. Cricket can expect to die on:

November 24, 2034
at the age of 54 years old.

On that date Mr. Cricket will most likely die from:

Homicide (23%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Drug Overdose (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Mr. Cricket was surprisingly NOT dropped on his head as a child.