Dallas, TX comedic songwriter, Mr.
Cricket, made a huge mess in 2001 with his catchy pop ditty
I Need To Take a Shit. Despite
only reaching about 6 people, the song somehow inspired him to
write 19 more tracks and release Beware Dalmatus. It
With the release of Mr. Cricket's second album, The Moment Is a Masterpiece, came the dreaded launch of
MrCricket.net. The site only had about 4 visitors total and
yet he was still asked to headline a gig at the Across The Street Bar.
Texas Hat, which only took about 1 week to record, was
cranked out in October of 2003. Mr. Cricket's following
quickly increased to about 10, however, that number includes the
amount of people trying to kill him.
Expert Check: If you don't know this artist
well, your help in answering the following questions is much
appreciated and will assist the world in buying the wrong CDs.
Do you feel this artist is:
Some of Both
In Your Face
Blistering, Head Bang, Fist Crunch
Cold, Firm, Penish
Jiffy Pop, Plain, Simple
Crazy, Fucked Up, Bitter
Electric Light Orchestra
Mr. Cricket was once set on fire by a disapproving audience member.
The flames were extinguished as Mr. Cricket began to urinate on
The audience member's name was Hank... Hank