Dallas, TX comedic songwriter, Mr.
Cricket, made a huge mess in 2001 with his catchy pop ditty
I Need To Take a Shit. Despite
only reaching about 6 people, the song somehow inspired him to
write 19 more tracks and release Beware Dalmatus. It
did poorly.
With the release of Mr. Cricket's second album, The Moment Is a Masterpiece, came the dreaded launch of
MrCricket.net. The site only had about 4 visitors total and
yet he was still asked to headline a gig at the Across The Street Bar.
Texas Hat, which only took about 1 week to record, was
cranked out in October of 2003. Mr. Cricket's following
quickly increased to about 10, however, that number includes the
amount of people trying to kill him.
Music
Expert Check: If you don't know this artist
well, your help in answering the following questions is much
appreciated and will assist the world in buying the wrong CDs.
Do you feel this artist is:
Some of Both
In Your Face
Laid Back
N/A
Powerful, Intense
Light,
Free, Transparent
N/A
Blistering, Head Bang, Fist Crunch
Wuss
Music
N/A
Cold, Firm, Penish
Warm, Soft,
Poothy
N/A
Vibrant, Self-Motivated
Sad
Bastard, Murderous
N/A
Jiffy Pop, Plain, Simple
Complex,
Virtuosic
N/A
Crazy, Fucked Up, Bitter
Cheerful,
Sweet, Gay
N/A
A Genius
A Complete
Idiot
N/A
Your name(optional):
ARTISTS:
Tenacious D
Wesley Willis
Michael Bolton
Electric Light Orchestra
Savatage
STYLES:
Song Parody
Neo-Psychedelia
Hip-Hop
Mr. Cricket was once set on fire by a disapproving audience member.
The flames were extinguished as Mr. Cricket began to urinate on
himself.
The audience member's name was Hank... Hank
Peters.
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Adam
Sandler
